Tom and I are incorrigible.

I sent my friend an article about the Navy converting seawater into Jet Fuel

  • me: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/13/newser-navy-seawater-fuel/7668665/
  • Patrick: interesting
  • Patrick: i wonder if they tried semen
  • Patrick: SEAMEN THERE GOES MY JOKE

thefirmamentblog:

potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.

run Mars! Run!

nicholasgurewitch PBF COMICS FOR LIFE

(via sarcasmically)

*turns off moon rover radio*

My dog is afraid of inanimate objects.

who looked at this and thought “we need to make it darker and grittier” 

some idiot, that’s who.

(via dudeswundertower)

lauriebreaker:

sockittoemjt:

it was 70+ the past two days. Now it’s fucking snowing. I give the fuck up.

pretty sure it actually hit 80° both days. Literally watching the temperature drop over 40 degrees over the course of half a day is scary

springlolz

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